How Death Overcame His Fear Of Heights.
The only way you can cheat death is by killing yourself on top of a high building or roller coaster. This is because of his irrational fear of heights, he has had this phobia since he was a baby death when his mother Mommy Death was 25 and Baby Death was just 3, they were at mardi gra in New Orleans the were upon the roof of a hotel where they were making the largest pyramid of humans thats when he was dropped from a height of 32 feet he wasn't to please with his mother he gave her the silent treatment for at least 10 years, honestly it's in his personal journal, he could have overcame his fear back in '72 when he was faced with the tough decision whether or not to tour the twin towers but death was to scared so he went to see role models in the cinema, he enjoyed so much he wrote an online review where he put in the spoiler without warning readers 97% of internet users were pissed but he got away with it because if you were to read the small print you would see that it does say spoiler alert so anyone who bitches is a baby, after this ordeal the government decided to compensate him with $20 so it wasn't all that bad. When he came back from the the National Government Association he decided that he would pay a mediocre hypnotist that claimed she could hypnotize the fear out of anybody even Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics which is the fear of long words, I know it's really ironic, so with this hypnotist treatment he went to on to Disney Land to try out the Incredible Hulk ride he did enjoy this ride but not for long because as we all know speeds of over 30 mph skeletons heads just pops off and the Incredible Hulk clocks speeds up to 29,830 mph so mix them together and it doesn't look good for our friend death. 20 years later as we all know is when Saddam Hussein got hung but not only did he just pop through the hole he came through the roof off the Celebrity Big Brother house, the housemates were surprised but Saddam but he had already drowned himself in the pool after reading Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince, at this point death had come to the house and got 10 nominations and will be up for eviction at the end of the week. But it was all good in the hood because death has the ability to be anywhere at the same time so Elvis Pressley took him to the top of the CN tower because of Elvis' smooth voice he overcame his fear, now every time he has a death call on a high place he puts his iPod to Elvis so he isn't to scared. To vote for Death the number is: 09011 32 32 05
