The Truth About Anne
We all know the story of 911 and how Hillary Clinton farted on the Twin Towers of The New York World Trade Centre causing them to blow up and land in Freddy Mercurys’ moustache, but what really happened that day? We also all know that there are several conspiracey stories such as the most famous one where several major world religions say that Meatloaf actually ate the iconic towers and the US government covered it up. Lets move away from that for a minute and think of who really commited the minor offence. Who really done it was the Muslamics who flew a space shuttle into the towers and legged it over the fences then finding out that there was a path through all those gardens. Actually it wasn’t the Muslamics it was actually the Super God from Northern Central Asia called Anne. If you look closely at a map of Asia you will notice how many countries end in this womans name e.g. Kazachstan, Iran, Uzbekistan and Jafararamakajistlimbobrikostan. This is clear evidence that it was anne who broke the Twin Towers on the Eleventh Of September 2001. So please stop blaming people such as Westlife as there problems are bad enough, what with no one listening to there music anymore (Well its not surprising after having a 2000 year Record deal with louis Welsh who’s stage name is Louis Walsh because it’s ironic that his name is Welsh when he is actuall Irish.)
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By Jordan Clark
